May 2012
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Unfuck tomorrow morning!
unfuckyourhabitat:
Wash the dishes in your sink
Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories
Set up coffee/tea/breakfast
Make your lunch
Put your keys somewhere obvious
Wash your face and brush your teeth
Charge your electronics
Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)
Set your alarm
Go to bed at a reasonable...
Interacting with girls I don't like
whatshouldbifflescallme:
When I’m sober:
When I’m drunk:
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EXPRESSIONS.
fuckyeahfordham:
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Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
armchairsoapbox:amandaonwriting:
On life’s constant little limitations
Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
On expectations
Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
On why we are scared of the dark
Calvin: I think night...
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i love Get Glue alerts.
“500 people are watching Chopped! Shat are you watching?”
the answer is inevitably my itunes visualizer, as it is right now.
Planned Parenthood is on Tumblr!
plannedparenthood:
Planned Parenthood is excited to be launching our new Tumblr that’s all about sexual and reproductive health – bodies, birth control, relationship issues, “is it normal for this to do this?” type things. In the coming weeks and months we’ll be sharing what we know, answering questions, and just… tumblring.
We hope you like it! And we hope it helps.
yayy
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i. freaking. love. this. song. always will. i...
April 2012
29 posts
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“The senate did NOT celebrate 4:20 this year for two reasons:
1. It would be...”
– Bill Maher, Real Time - 4/20/12
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Realizing 4/20 lands on a Friday
whatshouldwecallme:
Getting a drunk dial when I've decided to go to...
whatshouldwecallme:
