Unfuck tomorrow morning!
unfuckyourhabitat: Wash the dishes in your sink Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories Set up coffee/tea/breakfast Make your lunch Put your keys somewhere obvious Wash your face and brush your teeth Charge your electronics Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults) Set your alarm Go to bed at a reasonable...
Interacting with girls I don't like
whatshouldbifflescallme: When I’m sober: When I’m drunk:
Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
armchairsoapbox:amandaonwriting: On life’s constant little limitations Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. On expectations Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! On why we are scared of the dark Calvin: I think night...
i love Get Glue alerts. “500 people are watching Chopped! Shat are you watching?” the answer is inevitably my itunes visualizer, as it is right now.
Planned Parenthood is on Tumblr!
plannedparenthood: Planned Parenthood is excited to be launching our new Tumblr that’s all about sexual and reproductive health – bodies, birth control, relationship issues, “is it normal for this to do this?” type things. In the coming weeks and months we’ll be sharing what we know, answering questions, and just… tumblring. We hope you like it! And we hope it helps. yayy
i. freaking. love. this. song. always will. i...
The senate did NOT celebrate 4:20 this year for two reasons: 1. It would be...– Bill Maher, Real Time - 4/20/12
Realizing 4/20 lands on a Friday
Getting a drunk dial when I've decided to go to...