May 2012
36 posts
May 5th
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Interacting with girls I don't like
whatshouldbifflescallme: When I’m sober: When I’m drunk:
May 4th
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May 4th
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EXPRESSIONS.
fuckyeahfordham:
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
armchairsoapbox:amandaonwriting: On life’s constant little limitations Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help. On expectations Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! On why we are scared of the dark Calvin: I think night...
May 2nd
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i love Get Glue alerts. “500 people are watching Chopped! Shat are you watching?” the answer is inevitably my itunes visualizer, as it is right now.
May 2nd
Planned Parenthood is on Tumblr!
plannedparenthood: Planned Parenthood is excited to be launching our new Tumblr that’s all about sexual and reproductive health – bodies, birth control, relationship issues, “is it normal for this to do this?” type things. In the coming weeks and months we’ll be sharing what we know, answering questions, and just… tumblring.  We hope you like it! And we hope it helps. yayy
May 1st
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Listeni. freaking. love. this. song. always will. i...
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
29 posts
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“The senate did NOT celebrate 4:20 this year for two reasons: 1. It would be...”
– Bill Maher, Real Time - 4/20/12
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 20th
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Realizing 4/20 lands on a Friday
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 19th
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Getting a drunk dial when I've decided to go to...
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 19th
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Apr 15th
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“I read a survey that says college-educated women receive oral sex twice as often...”
– Making Scenes (via emilybooks) stay in school, kids.
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.
Apr 9th
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