May 2012
36 posts
Interacting with girls I don't like
whatshouldbifflescallme:
When I’m sober:
When I’m drunk:
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EXPRESSIONS.
fuckyeahfordham:
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Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than... →
armchairsoapbox:amandaonwriting:
On life’s constant little limitations
Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
On expectations
Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
On why we are scared of the dark
Calvin: I think night...
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i love Get Glue alerts.
“500 people are watching Chopped! Shat are you watching?”
the answer is inevitably my itunes visualizer, as it is right now.
Planned Parenthood is on Tumblr!
plannedparenthood:
Planned Parenthood is excited to be launching our new Tumblr that’s all about sexual and reproductive health – bodies, birth control, relationship issues, “is it normal for this to do this?” type things. In the coming weeks and months we’ll be sharing what we know, answering questions, and just… tumblring.
We hope you like it! And we hope it helps.
yayy
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April 2012
29 posts
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The senate did NOT celebrate 4:20 this year for two reasons:
1. It would be...
– Bill Maher, Real Time - 4/20/12
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Realizing 4/20 lands on a Friday
whatshouldwecallme:
Getting a drunk dial when I've decided to go to...
whatshouldwecallme:
I read a survey that says college-educated women receive oral sex twice as often...
– Making Scenes (via emilybooks)
stay in school, kids.
Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.